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16.06.2025 00:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

Does the pro-choice movement realise that all the money used to subside abortions can be used to subsidize daycare and other financial support for single mothers with unplanned pregnancies?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

What are the challenges associated with the birth narratives of Jesus?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

Trump always acts like he was forced to be president, that he was chosen by God. Why do we put up with this? This maniac can't focus and get his mind off of being asskissed like an emperor.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Why do people say African Americans act the way they do because they're poor, when the ones with money act the same?

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

Why is Donald Trump criticized by so many people?

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

What are some hard rock or heavy metal bands that are overrated?

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Apple quietly makes running Linux containers easier on Macs - ZDNet

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

Isaacman’s bold plan for NASA: Nuclear ships, seven-crew Dragons, accelerated Artemis - Ars Technica

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

New Orleans Saints sign RB Cam Akers to one-year contract - New Orleans Saints

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

What are the withdrawal symptoms of Klonopin 1mg?

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Thumbs down again.

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