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11.06.2025 11:05

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
What should I do if I love a girl and she apparently doesn't love me?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Tahini Is The High Protein Food You Can Eat Every Day—With Almost Everything - Vogue
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Skin Aging Reduced by Molecules from Bacteria in the Blood - Neuroscience News
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?
No go.
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Aussie firms Soul Patts and Brickworks' $9 billion merger sends their shares rocketing - CNBC
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Inhibitory Neurons May Hold the Key to Spatial Learning and Memory - Neuroscience News
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Still no good.
Injuries force USMNT to make roster changes as the Gold Cup nears - The Washington Post
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...