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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 11:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

What should I do if I love a girl and she apparently doesn't love me?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Tahini Is The High Protein Food You Can Eat Every Day—With Almost Everything - Vogue

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Skin Aging Reduced by Molecules from Bacteria in the Blood - Neuroscience News

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why doesn't speeding significantly decrease one’s commute time? I've done a lot of road trips and driving and have experimented by increasing speed by 10–20%, but somehow this never equates to arriving 20% sooner, even on clear roads.

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why do siblings (or other close relatives) stop visiting each other as they grow older? Why does this happen with so many people nowadays?

No way

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Merab Dvalishvili expected a different Sean O'Malley at UFC 316 after ex-champ 'made so many excuses' - Yahoo Sports

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?

No go.

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

Aussie firms Soul Patts and Brickworks' $9 billion merger sends their shares rocketing - CNBC

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Inhibitory Neurons May Hold the Key to Spatial Learning and Memory - Neuroscience News

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

Still no good.

Injuries force USMNT to make roster changes as the Gold Cup nears - The Washington Post

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

What is the dirtiest thing you have witnessed your wife do?