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16.06.2025 00:02

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
What are the challenges associated with the birth narratives of Jesus?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Why is Donald Trump criticized by so many people?
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
What are some hard rock or heavy metal bands that are overrated?
—
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Isaacman’s bold plan for NASA: Nuclear ships, seven-crew Dragons, accelerated Artemis - Ars Technica
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
What are the withdrawal symptoms of Klonopin 1mg?
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Thumbs down again.
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